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What kind of stories do frogs like?
Why shouldn't you tell a pig a secret?
When is a door not a door?
What tree can you hold in your hand?
How do you keep a dog off of the road?
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
What do you call two bananas?
Why did the cucumber blush?
Teacher: Sarah, if you had ten dollars and I asked
you to give five dollars to your brother, how much would you have left?
Mom: Everything is going up -- the price of food, clothes,
everything. I wish something would go down!
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Why did the frog cross the road?
Billy: Did you know it takes 6 sheep to make a sweater?
Where do sheep go to get a haircut?
What is the loudest color?
What happened when Garfield met the pan of lasagna?
What do you get when you toss a red rock into the Green
Why didn't the skeleton go to school?
Mother: Marie is so smart. She walked when she was 8 months old.
Other Mother: You call that "smart"? When my Cindy was that old she let us carry her!
Marie: Guess what, I was on TV!
What did the painter say to the wall?
What happened when the tomato, the faucet and the lettuce
were in a race?
How do you catch a squirrel?
Why was 10 afraid of 7?
What was the elephant doing on Route 66?
What is round, red and hairy, goes "poppety pock pock"
weighs 900 pounds and has huge claws?
Why are elephants wrinkled?
What happens when you take a bath?
What looks like a dog and barks like a dog, but isn't
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
What's the smallest room in the world?
Why did the dad wear a bathing suit to work?
Why do elephants wear tennies?
How do you catch a unique dog?
How do you catch a tame dog?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the fox cross the road?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window?
What kind of sharks never eat women?
Emily: Yay! The teacher said we would have a test rain
Why is a baby like an old car?
Where do lions sleep?
Teacher: Lottie, if you had two apples and I asked
you to give your brother one apple how many would you have left?
Teacher: Howie, if your father had ten dollars and
you asked him for five dollars, how many dollars would your father have